Dog property laws:
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down,
it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.
11. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
12. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
13. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
14. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
15. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
16. Dogs play games with you, fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
17.Dogs are easy to buy for.
18.Dogs understand what "no" means 19. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
20. Dogs are sometimes smarter than people.
